Warning! Warning! Warning!
The following is a Consumer Alert
Do you like being treated like a number instead of a person?
Do you dislike a friendly, welcoming environment and staff?
Do hate enjoying yourself?
Does getting a great deal make you angry?
If so, then Do Not come to Shafter Shootin Irons & Such
Our customers are treated to the best service there is
We offer y’all a Big Ole Glass of Sweet Tea
And take the time to answer all your questions
Just to make sure you get the weapon that’s right for you
Our customers are often prone to laughing and havin a great time
And receiving a great deal with extras the other shops just don’t offer
If you didn’t answer Yes to the first four questions,
Then come on out to Shafter Shootin Irons
And find out for yourself what so many other people have
You’ll wanna come back again and again, and we’ll be glad to see ya
Shafter Shootin Irons & Such